August 2012
July 2012
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TONIGHT I GO HOME AND VACUUM ALL THE THINGS.
Tallest is visiting tomorrow.
HERE ARE MY FEELS ABOUT THIS:
I have a cat. Tallest is allergic to cats. Oh god what if I kill my boyfriend via allergies. Worstgirlfriend.jpg.
I should probably cook something vegan.
MY HOUSE ISN’T CLEAN I CAN’T ENTERTAIN ANYONE LET ALONE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
I SHOULD PROBABLY COOK SOMETHING VEGAN.
Dear god is the bathroom clean I should scrub the...
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I'm going to watch the everloving SHIT out of...
kwieduwilt:
faetrouble:
Because
Post apocalyptic setting YES PLEASE
JAIME FUCKING MURRAY
JULIE BENZ
JAIME MURRAY AND JULIE BENZ. TOGETHER.
I’ve only seen promo shots and I already want to cosplay the shit out of Stahma Tarr.
WOW, FAE, YOU’RE EXTREMELY HETEROSEXUAL.
Oh my god ;n;
Stop I can’t take how gorgeous she is
FUCKING KILL ME. JAIMEEEE~
petitandrogyne asked: Hey you. Still awake?
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I SLEPT.
OH GOD DID I SLEEP. IT WAS THE BEST SLEEP, INTERNET.
Everyone can thank Tallest, Phral, an ayurvedic cocktail of godliness, and the really fucking amazing lesbian noir movie “Bound.” Which you should all go watch. Right now.
I HAVE THE BEST BOYFRIEND AND FAMILY. YOU WISH YOURS WERE AS AWESOME AS MINE.
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eleanor89: soverymediaaddicted: Cross out what... →
fibercrack:
notablyindigo:
soverymediaaddicted:
Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.
ukrasiansatthedisco:
not-my-division-youbitch:
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte Harry Potter series - JK Rowling To Kill a Mockingbird…
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien Jane Eyre -...
If you are even a small part of the MSPA Homestuck...
3ridan:
apchondych:
prankster-extraordinaire:
3ridan:
everything will be explained later
watch it be a death trap.
In a fanmail, we each receive a link to a download, it isn’t labeled, but what the hell, you download it.
Once downloaded it autoruns.
“Now Installing Sburb.”
stochastic-mollusk asked: I'm having Fae Trouble plz help!!! My trouble is I want to see Fae again before I leave New York on August 4th. WHEN CAN WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
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Day Four Without Sleep; or, The Liveblogging of an...
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I think I’m going to step away from the internet until I can remember how to be an actual person. Or maybe until I sleep or something. I don’t know.
I’m not doing so good right now. And I’m trying to be really careful because I’m hitting nervous-tic-city and I’m trying not to tear at myself but what I really need right now is sleep and i can’t...
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“Because if Harry Potter taught us anything, it’s that nobody deserves to live in...”
– Harry Potter Alliance on LBGT organizations (via faberrum)
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PUTTING THIS NERVOUS ENERGY TO USE.
I just emailed in my application to work at my nearby wolf conservation center.
WOLVES, GUYS. THERE ARE PUPS AND THINGS.
Also you know, helping to fix the broken ecosystem of the East coast and try to reintroduce the major predator.
I feel pretty ballin’.
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Repeat after me:
meggannn:
dionthesocialist:
Mental disorders are medical conditions.
Mental disorders are not personality quirks.
#no you are not ‘so OCD’ no they’re not ‘like so bipolar’ shut up shut up shut up
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Day Four Without Sleep; or, The Liveblogging of an...
Stood up at work.
Opened eyes.
Was lying on ground.
So that happened.
coffeeandchips:
faetrouble:
princessparadox replied to your post: coffeeandchips started following you …
JACQUI FOLLOWING FAE. I am excite for this.
IS THIS THE INFAMOUS MAD SCIENTIST?
YES.
… I’m infamous?!
I mean, you’re a mad scientist so I figure you’re infamous. Or if you’re not you will be
/HipsterFae thought you were infamous before you were infamous
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princessparadox replied to your post: coffeeandchips started following you …
JACQUI FOLLOWING FAE. I am excite for this.
IS THIS THE INFAMOUS MAD SCIENTIST?
YES.
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killedorworseexpelled started following you
coffeeandchips started following you
dannysir started following you
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HEY GUYS I HAVE A TERRIBLE JOKE
WHAT’S HG’S FAVORITE PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY?
FaeTrouble: Killing the W13 fandom since 2012
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alittlebit-aces replied to your post: alittlebit-aces replied to your photo: THIS IS…
DO IT it angers me when people with lovely hair straighten it. ANGERS. also we still need to cosplay castithan next year.
THAT REQUIRES STRAIGHT HAIR THO. I mean I guess I could wig it up given that it also needs to be like, white. But yes I will do it as long as I get to be Stahma.
My hair isn’t...
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alittlebit-aces replied to your photo: THIS IS WHAT AN INSOMNIAC FAIRY LOOKS LIKE. So I…
you should always leave it unstraightened
lady you crazy
I look like a nutjob with bad fashion sense.
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Day Four Without Sleep; or, The Liveblogging of an...
Little flasheys in corners of eyes have turned into straight-up fairy sparkles.
I tried chamomile tea last night and it made me drowsy but not drowsy enough, I guess, because at around 2 AM I was wide awake again so I decided to watch a movie.
Three movies and two episodes of Warehouse 13 later it was time to get ready for work, so here I am.
At least I was kind of productive. I wrote a bunch...
“White men from prosperous families grow up with the expectation that our voices...”
– Hugo Schwyzer, “Why Most Mass Murderers Are Privileged White Men,” originally published in Role Reboot. An interesting take. (via wonderwomanproject)
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I'm going to watch the everloving SHIT out of...
Because
Post apocalyptic setting YES PLEASE
JAIME FUCKING MURRAY
JULIE BENZ
JAIME MURRAY AND JULIE BENZ. TOGETHER.
I’ve only seen promo shots and I already want to cosplay the shit out of Stahma Tarr.
WOW, FAE, YOU’RE EXTREMELY HETEROSEXUAL.
Penn State Alum On NCAA Punishment: "It Was Our... →
14kgoldnyc:
rosa—sparks:
That. Fucking. Asshole.
Come to my city and say that again, fucker.
PENN STATE. PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELF.
UNLESS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE FUCKING DIED IN THE COLLAPSE OF YOUR FOOTBALL PROGRAM THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING CASE.
STOP. TALKING.
JOHN GREEN'S STARTED WORKING ON A NEW BOOK?!
fishingboatproceeds:
noeyeinclare:
First off, I’m sorry about your ovaries.
Secondly, I like writing stories. It is pretty much my favorite thing to do. Hopefully I will write many, many more books—so many that you become tired of them and all become Hipster John Green Fans and say, “His early stuff was okay but after TFiOS he just became a hack.”
JOHN GREEN, YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST...
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Romney Adviser Says Obama Doesn’t ‘Fully... →
14kgoldnyc:
rosa—sparks:
Funny, neither do I. After all, I don’t *have* any Anglo-Saxon heritage!
Oh wait, he just meant “WHITE PEOPLE BUILT THIS COUNTRY WITH THEIR BARE HANDS SLAVES WHAT SLAVES COLONIAL GENOCIDE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DON’T CROSS THE SOUTHERN BORDER SCARY BROWN PEOPLE ZOMG!!11!1!!”
Willard, please just stop talking.
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hiiddles:
no seriously Nigel Thornberry would be the best narrarator for Fifty Shades of Grey
“he’s going to touch me thARRAHAHAAAGHHH”
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So I haven't slept since Sunday
I’m beginning to see those little flashes of light out of the corners of my eyes.
Hello hallucinations. Lovely to see you again. Won’t you come in and have a cup of tea?
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“We’re still recovering from long-standing, asinine cultural pressures that tell...”
– Raptitude: Why we f*ck (via sexisnottheenemy)
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alcohell:
i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that
So this made me snort coffee at work.
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“So if I’m understanding all of this correctly, today the president said that if...”
– The Agitator (via azspot)
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LOL I CHANGED MY USERNAME AGAIN
This came from a conversation where I said to a friend that ‘trouble is my middle name,’ and let’s face it, “Fae Trouble” is made of badassery.
I’M IN A SHITTY MOOD, I’M TRYING TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER, OK?
ATTENTION EVERYONE
rocks-in-riots:
adam-boy-wonder:
angelsonthetouchline:
ALL PRONOUNS ARE MADE UP.
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT LANGUAGE IS.
MADE UP WORDS.
If you have no problems using the words iPod, google, eftpos, or any of the thousands of others created in the last decade, don’t bitch about ze/hir pronouns.
omg yes I just had a truthgasm.
All the truth. They, them, their please.
